On July 4th, I went to the local multiplex to see the new Superman movie.
I should have gone instead to the patriotic party at Lake Eola in downtown Orlando, which featured a parade, meals and a fireworks display, because my hero and main man Superman has had his patriotism deleted by Hollyweird.
The new Superman stands for "Truth, Justice and all that other stuff."
I heard that the Hollyweird Collectivists were afraid that ticket sells would go down in France and the Middle East if Superman remained an American Patriot.....
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