Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Breaking News: The Assassination of Hillary Clinton


(AP) New York, September _ 2006
Just minutes after her delivery of a speech denouncing President Bush and the Global War on Terror, Senator Hillary Clinton was assassinated in the kitchen of the Grand Hilton near Times Square in New York City.
Reports say that the Senator was forced to exit the hotel via the unguarded kitchen due to an elevator malfunction. This meant that her Secret Service bodyguards did not have the opportunity to secure the room before the Senator, in a hurry to deliver another speech at Columbia University, entered the kitchen well in front of her bodyguards. When the Senator was halfway across the room a man in a cook's uniform suddenly leaped behind the Senator with a small caliber pistol and fired one shot into the back of her head.
The Senator died within minutes in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor.
The gunman is in custody after a fight with witnesses and is described as being a Middle Eastern looking male who yelled to newsmen after his arrest by Secret Service agents, "This is revenge for the many brothers of Al Qaeda murdered by this woman's husband. God is Great. Death to America and the Zionists!"

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