#1 "We only want kids that are smart enough to beat a drug test to participate in extracurricular activities."

Results of a recent poll taken in The Daily Ardmoreite.
(A newspaper from the heart of the bible belt.)

Should middle and high school students be required to undergo drug testing before participating in extracurricular activities?

Yes (84%) = 793

No (16%) = 151



What are the results of this poll really saying?

#4 "If a kid is thinking about stopping drug use and thinks joining a team or a club might help, we want to slam the door in his face and loudly say
"NO YOU ARE A DRUGGIE!"

#3 "We want our students to get use to the idea that their bodily fluids are not their own and the fact that Big Brother is watching their every move and that constitutional rights don't apply to them or anyone else for that matter."

#2 "We want any student that tests positive for drugs to pursue his/her drug use full time and not be distracted by things like sports or other extracurricular activities."

#1 "We only want kids that are smart enough to beat a drug test to participate in extracurricular activities."