# Biological Threat
# Blackouts
# Chemical Threat
# Earthquakes
# Explosions
# Extreme Heat
# Fires
# Floods
# Hurricanes
# Influenza Pandemic
# Landslide and Debris Flow (Mudslide)
# Nuclear Threat
# Radiation Threat
# Thunderstorms
# Tornadoes
# Tsunamis
# Volcanoes
# Wildfires
# Winter Storms and Extreme Cold
Notice anything missing?
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Zombie Attacks!
PITTSBURGH—A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to the Zombie Preparedness Institute.
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