Obama Sidelined With Translucent Skin Attributed To Overexposure

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WASHINGTON – President Obama cancelled his appearance in Pittsburgh Tuesday to address the AFL-CIO convention after White House physcians say his skin started to glow with a bright light of unknown origin that shines from his every pore.

Members of the White House staff reportedly were forced to wear sunglasses when speaking with Mr. Obama on Monday, and Mrs. Obama told a Washington insider that the dazzling light kept her awake all night Monday. “His skin was white as snow,” she said.

Physicians said the condition is due to overexposure. “We warned the President this would happen to him if he insisted on being on television every time you turn it on,” said Obama’s physician Dr. Noah Swayne.

Former Chairman of the Democratic National Committee and physican Howard Dean rejected the overexposure diagnosis and said Obama is experiencing a transfiguration akin to the one Jesus experienced, according to the New Testament.